Just Die Already
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About the game:
The creators of Goat Simulator present Just Die Already!
You are a person of retirement age. Actually, there is no one to provide you with a pension, because today's youth only sit at their computors, just to avoid working and having children!
How do you survive when everyone is just waiting for you to kick the bucket as soon as possible?
There is only one thing left — complete risky tasks and explore the world in search of vouchers for free care.
It's finally time to live for yourself, since you are practically dead to society!
FEATURES
- OLD BUT BOLDYou will play as old folks — angry, frail, poor, and hating the whole world. You did not even realize that you dreamed of this, right? Now you will finally understand your grannies and grandpas.
- A REAL WRECKOld age is no joy! Feel like a porcelain doll that can break anything from the slightest touch.
- DANGER!Dangerous tricks (do not repeat at home, that is, in a retirement home) will answer the questions of existence. Can you hit the target by loading yourself into a catapult? Or rip off your own head, beat a passerby with it, and survive?
- MISSION — PENSION!Rewards are given for completing dangerous tasks. The ultimate goal is to earn a place in a decent retirement home. It all makes sense. One piece of advice: try to LIVE long enough to stay there.
- OLD PEPPERS UNITE!Play alone, or online in a team of up to five people. Complete challenges together or just cause total chaos and rip your friends' limbs off!
- PLAY AS OLD FOLKSY-e-e-s, it is so cool that we decided to repeat it once again.
- EXPERIMENTS!Grab everything! Giant trout, trampolines, pistols, wires, fireworks, bazookas, axes, trombones, horns, jetpacks… Of course, all of this is suitable for inflicting injuries.
- FREEDOM FOR THE INNER BOOMER!Let's show millennials and zoomers (traditionally forgetting Generation X)! NPC reactions depend on their age: some will be amused by your abuse, while others will run away.
- MADNESS AT YOUR LEVELThe city is full of details, secrets, and hidden passages. Explore every corner and conduct the wildest experiments to get everything out of the game
- OLD.FOLKSOkay-okay, this is the last time.
- FREE PVP MODES AFTER THE GAME'S RELEASE — ALREADY AVAILABLEGive boomers what they deserve — make them fight to the death! Compete with your old friends in the free Player Versus Player update.
Play on 4 new arenas, customize game modes, and rip each other's limbs off.
Pull yourselves together and tighten your pants — the crazy battle of wrecks and junk HAS BEGUN!
The game has collectible cards!
Steam price - 360 rub. / Steam price - $14.99
All keys are Region Free, which means they can be activated on any accounts, regardless of country. / All keys are Region Free and can be activated worldwide
