Paddle Paddle Paddle
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About the game:
A wildly infuriating trip down a lava river that neither you nor your friend will survive. That's the way it is. Well, at least you'll have a laugh.
Grab the paddles, clench your butt cheeks and set off on an unjustifiably long obstacle-filled trip down a river of lava. You can paddle in splendid solitude or invite some not-too-close friend. In Paddle Paddle Paddle, axe traps, unpredictable winds, steep slopes and one particular jump that will take at least 27 attempts await you…
And as a reward for all your efforts, you will receive a legendary, mythical, most likely useless prize. Probably. If you make it to the end. But that's unlikely.
This game will test your coordination, mental health and the strength of friendship:
You can:
- play alone and paddle with two paddles at once, like some fucking genius… I mean, a paddling genius;
- give the second paddle to a friend in co-op mode. The main thing is to work together and not scream too loudly.
- realistic paddling simulation, just like in real life. Well, almost. (Not at all like in real life);
- the opportunity to let your emotions run free (a burning ass is not a bug, it's a feature);
- local and online co-op mode — lose friends all over the world;
- a timer for particularly sophisticated masochists… I mean, speedrunners.
- one single, but huge hand-crafted level with lots of biomes and checkpoints (they can be enabled in the settings);
- the ability to remap keys — because the keyboard will have a hard time;
- lenient settings — you can enable checkpoints, change controls and cry a little.
Steam price - 200 rub. / Steam price - $4.99
All keys are Region Free, which means they can be activated on any accounts, regardless of country. / All keys are Region Free and can be activated worldwide
